Prompt from Meg Pokrass: Mismatched Couple

Write about two people who clearly do not belong together, but don’t seem to get it. The characters can be strongly mismatched, or they can simply have a kind of incompatible chemistry. Let this story become as funny and odd as you like. Odd couples are material for comedy, but are often sad. Try not to let us know if the couple will survive their differences. Leave us on the edge of our seats.