My Taurus Mama “I have decided to become a Scorpio,” my Taurus mama says. “Scorpios,” she whispers, “are lucky in love.” No one knows better than me that lucky in love’s not a thing. Still, I am going to have…
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Running With The Bulls It was the astrologers who benefited the most when Government decided to cancel April and May. Everyone had agreed that something needed to be done as a result of the climate emergency, but as we…
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Bull and Trout My wife Maya and I agree on all the big issues. Recycling. Food. Films. Politics, local and global. I don’t touch her neck. She doesn’t muss my thinning hair. Maya’s a Taurus. Inside of her dwells a…
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Big Dick Energy At the Big Dick Energy workshop, Alpha Ram yells “exude horns!” right into your ear. You respond “I am the ram” and buck your hips as you’ve been taught, though you’re pretty sure his spittle went right…
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Lambs We like the craziness, me and my sister. Rushing into the garden when the sheep escape from the field. The lambs are all wearing lipstick, the roses Dad planted mushed into Joker mouths. Ma never picks the flowers anyway….
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